Light Bulb Jokes: Consultants to Cops
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Q: How many contrabassoon players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Five. One to hold the bulb and the other four to figure out the fingerings.
Q: How many Contract Bridge players does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Ans : Five. One to change it; their partner to stare at them in complete confusion; one opposing player to ask the partner what they think the changer means by this; the other opponent to complain to the tournament director that there was a deliberate hesitation before the light bulb was changed; and the tournament director to agree and have the old bulb put back in.
Q: How many contract programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One always quits in the middle of the project.
Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.
Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he's never around when you need him.
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