Light Bulb Jokes: Zen Masters to Zen Masters
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Zen Masters don't need light bulbs because they carry their own light with them.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : A tree in a golden forest.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master merely stays out of the way.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Zen Masters don't need to screw in light bulbs because they carry their own light with them.
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