Light Bulb Jokes: Women With Pms to Zen Masters
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many women with pms does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One God dammit!
Q: How many women's libbers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five, one to do it, and four to consider the sexual implications.
Q: How many WordPerfect support technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Ok. Now, exactly how dark is it? Ok, there could be four or five things wrong . . . have you tried the light switch?
Q: How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. New Haven looks better in the dark.
Q: How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None--New Haven looks better in the dark!
Q: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Q: How many young macrobiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They all sit in a circle, watching the old macrobiotics, and think beautiful thoughts.
Q: How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to find the filofax, and the other to use the phone.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb.
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.
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