Light Bulb Jokes: Will Rogers' to Women
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Will Rogers' does it take to change a dead light bulb?
Ans : None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like.
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...
Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle,...
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he'll swear up and down that it was just as easy for him as it would have been for a Macintosh user.
Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but she/he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user.
Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It depends on what we are trying to change it into.
Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : It depends on what you want them to change it into.
Q: How many wives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Nobody knows - they're too busy trying to change their husbands.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. It's a man's job.
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in.
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