Light Bulb Jokes: Vms Heads to West Virginians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many VMS heads does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to lightbulb version 6.1...
Q: How many VMS heads does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only lightbulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC.
Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000
Q: How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. Two to stand around complaining about it and one to go get the manager.
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a tire?
Ans : One - the chauffeur.
Q: How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two - One to mix the drinks, and one to call the help.
Q: How many West Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to turn the old one into a planter in the front yard.
Q: How many West Virginians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia.
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