Light Bulb Jokes: Valley Girls to Vietnam War Veterans
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure.
Q: How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they *like* it in the dark.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Dozens and dozens to go round selling raffle tickets so they can afford to buy the new one.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They are all too busy on much more important projects, like organizing each other's lifts to the veggie restaurant meal.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two, one to change it and one to phone round and cancel the party they were going to have to celebrate the old one burning brightly for 50 years.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in, errrr, I dunno, testing software on mainframes or making farms for 3rd world potaters or something.
Q: How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
Q: How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : [Ahem] We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
Q: How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.
Q: How many Vietnam War veterans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : You wouldn't know, 'cause you weren't there man !
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