Light Bulb Jokes: University Of Washington Husky Football Fans to Utilitarians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it.
Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 31. Ten to vote on whether the light bulb needs changing, whether they should join the Lightbulbs Union first and then what to call the new lightbulb - (the Nelson Mandela lightbulb ?), one to put it in... and twenty to have a pissup after to celebrate a good days work...
Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to fuse all the electrics while doing something silly, and one to phone the landlord to ask for the lightbulb to be changed.
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.
Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but first he has to determine the correct path.
Q: How many unix programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, but if you forget to tell him 2] he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once.
Q: How many Unix Support staff does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Read the man page!
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment.
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
Q: How many utilitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs.
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