Light Bulb Jokes: Tourists to Union Stage Hands
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Q: How many trainspotters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup.
Q: How many Trimarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Leave it out, it was only attracting mosquitos anyway.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Fifty, one to screw it in. and the other forty-nine to tell him how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw it in, and another to say Sock it to Me.
Q: How many U.S fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : No! You mean it was one of ours?!
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Ans : 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Q: How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They just paint them black and go on using them.
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Eight. One to change the bulb, three to watch him work, one to supervise, one to make the tea, and two to phone in to say that they can't make it in to work today.
Q: How many union stage hands does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four men, four hours.
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