Light Bulb Jokes: Televangelists to Tory MP's
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They screw in hotel rooms.
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better.
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes.
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop a distraction.
Q: How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two: one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media.
Q: How many Thatcherites does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. It's up to the private sector to provide the finance for it.
Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. There never was any light bulb.
Q: How many tight wads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a lightbulb still only lasts 1000 hours.
Q: How many Torontonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Fifty-one to do it and the other forty-nine to proclaim it's the greatest event in the history of creation, a truly world-class bulb screwing.
Q: How many Tory MP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : I'm sorry I can't tell you that, the light bulb changing service has been privatised and the information you require is commercially sensitive.
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