Light Bulb Jokes: Tech Writers to Televangelists
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None: The user can work it out.
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None: It should be obvious to an intelligent user.
Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK. Can you be more specific about the exact problem ?...
Q: How many Technical Support staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology.
Q: How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The user can work it out for himself.
Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Ans : Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb.
Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
Q: How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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