Light Bulb Jokes: Syracuse Students to Tech Support People
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Syracuse students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One to change the bulb, and one to complain how that if they were at a better school, the light bulbs wouldn't go out.
Q: How many system administrators does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question.
Q: How many Systems Assurance testers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don't fix the problems, we just find them.
Q: How many talk show hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience.
Q: How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again.
Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: Tauruses don't like to change anything.
Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex.
Q: How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Ten. Got a problem with that?
Q: How many tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay, just exactly how dark is it? Okay. There could be four or five things wrong. Have you tried the light switch?
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