Light Bulb Jokes: Supply-siders to Survivors Of A Nuclear War
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
Q: How many Supreme Court Justices does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine-three to form a plurality, two to concur in part, two to dissent one to concur in part and dissent in part with the plurality opinion, and the last to concur with the dissenters in part.
Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.
Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.
Q: How many surgeons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one. He holds it in the socket while the earth revolves around him.
Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : A fish
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Q: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : A fish.
Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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