Light Bulb Jokes: Stock Brokers to Supply-siders
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Both of them.
Q: How many striking baseball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. All those replacement bulbs are scabs!
Q: How many strong [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.
Q: How many strong people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house.
Q: How many suburbanites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block.
Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Q: How many Sun readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, but one is enough to screw up the joke.
Q: How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
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