Light Bulb Jokes: Spinks Handlers to Stock Brokers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight.
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.
Q: How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
Q: How many Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house.
Q: How many Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house.
Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : This should be determined using a nonparametric procedure, since statisticians are not normal.
Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull away the ladder.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 24 1/8, but that's down 3/8 from yesterday.
Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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