Light Bulb Jokes: Sofware Engineers to Spies
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many sofware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None... that's hardware.
Q: How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit.
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed.
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we may add one fraternity to start the wet T-shirt contest!
Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One to screw it in and five to make a t-shirt.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, and a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer.
Q: How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Why bother?
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