Light Bulb Jokes: Social Scientists to Software Vendors
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root causes as to why the last one went out.
Q: How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four. One to change the bulb, one to counsel the old bulb because it's been thrown away by an uncaring society, one to arrange the case conference and one to make sure they are all following the correct working practice.
Q: How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four. One to remove the bulb from the socket and take it away without checking whether or not there was actually anything wrong with it, one to accuse its owners of mistreating it, one to find somewhere else to screw it in for the next 6 months, and one to eventually bring it back and say it was all done with the lightbulb's best interests at heart.
Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.
Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The light bulb seems to working fine on our system...
Q: How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The light bulb works fine on the system in my office...
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None: We'll document it in the manual.
Q: How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
Q: How many software vendors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb.
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