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Murphy's Military Laws : The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
Murphy's Military Laws : If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.
Murphy's Military Laws : The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
Murphy's Military Laws : The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Murphy's Military Laws : There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss.
Murphy's Military Laws : Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
Murphy's Military Laws : If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Murphy's Technology Laws : You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

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