Murphys Laws: Murphy's Technology Laws to Murphy's Technology Laws
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Murphy's Technology Laws : Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
Murphy's Technology Laws : An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Murphy's Technology Laws : All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
Murphy's Technology Laws : All's well that ends.
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