Murphys Laws: Murphy's Technology Laws to Murphy's Technology Laws
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Murphy's Technology Laws : Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
Murphy's Technology Laws : To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
Murphy's Technology Laws : After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
Murphy's Technology Laws : A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File."
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