Murphys Laws: Murphy's Technology Laws to Murphy's Technology Laws
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Murphy's Technology Laws : Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.
Murphy's Technology Laws : In designing any type of construction, no overall dimension can be totalled correctly after 4:30 p.m. on Friday. The correct total will become self-evident at 8:15 a.m. on Monday.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Murphy's Technology Laws : All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The only perfect science is hind-sight.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
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