Murphys Laws: Murphy's Technology Laws to Murphy's Love Laws

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Murphy's Technology Laws : When all else fails, read the instructions.
Murphy's Technology Laws : If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Everything that goes up must come down.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.
Murphy's Technology Laws : The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
Murphy's Technology Laws : Any attempt to print Murphy's laws will jam the printer.
Murphy's Love Laws : All the good ones are taken.
Murphy's Love Laws : If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)

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