Murphys Laws: Murphy's Laws of Sex to Abbott's Admonitions

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Murphy's Laws of Sex : The world does not revolve on an axis.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Murphy's Laws of Sex : This won't hurt, I promise.
Abbott's Admonitions : If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
Abbott's Admonitions : If you don't like the answer, you shouldn't have asked the question.

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