Murphys Laws: Abrams's Advice to Algren's Precepts

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Abrams's Advice : When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Rule of Accuracy : When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Rule of Accuracy Corollary : Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Acton's Law : Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Ade's Law : Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry.
Airplane Law : When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
Alan's Law of Research : The theory is supported as long as the funds are.
Albrecht's Law : Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
Algren's Precepts : Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

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