Murphys Laws: Allen's Law of Civilization to Andrews's Canoeing Postulate
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Allen's Law of Civilization : It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
Agnes Allen's Law : Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Allen's Axiom : When all else fails, follow instructions.
Allen's Distinction : The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.
Fred Allen's Motto : I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Alley's Axiom : Justice always prevails . . . three times out of seven.
Alligator Allegory : The objective of all dedicated product support employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, when you are up to your ass in alligators, it is difficult to remind yourself that your initial objective was to drain the swamp.
Allison's Precept : The best simple-minded test of expertise in a particular area is the ability to win money in a series of bets on future occurrences in that area.
Anderson's Law : Any system or program, however complicated, if looked at in exactly the right way, will become even more complicated.
Andrews's Canoeing Postulate : No matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back.
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