Murphys Laws: Law of Annoyance to Laws of Applied Confusion Corollaries
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Law of Annoyance : When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.
Anthony's Law of Force : Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop : Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop Corollary : On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes.
Laws of Applied Confusion : The one piece that the plant forgot to ship is the one that supports 75% of the balance of the shipment.
Laws of Applied Confusion Corollary : Not only did the plant forget to ship it, 50% of the time they haven't even made it.
Laws of Applied Confusion : Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
Laws of Applied Confusion : After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays.
Laws of Applied Confusion : In any structure, pick out the one piece that should not be mismarked and expect the plant to cross you up.
Laws of Applied Confusion Corollaries : In any group of pieces with the same erection mark on it, one should not have that mark on it.
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