Murphys Laws: Laws of Applied Confusion Corollaries to Ashley-Perry Statistical Axioms
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Laws of Applied Confusion Corollaries : It will not be discovered until you try to put it where the mark says it's supposed to go.
Laws of Applied Confusion Corollaries : Never argue with the fabricating plant about an error. The inspection prints are all checked off, even to the holes that aren't there.
Approval Seeker's Law : Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.
The Aquinas Axiom : What the gods get away with, the cows don't.
Army Axiom : Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
Army Law : If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it.
Ashley-Perry Statistical Axioms : Numbers are tools, not rules.
Ashley-Perry Statistical Axioms : Numbers are symbols for things; the number and the thing are not the same.
Ashley-Perry Statistical Axioms : Skill in manipulating numbers is a talent, not evidence of divine guidance.
Ashley-Perry Statistical Axioms : Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from nonpractitioners.
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