Murphys Laws: Barber's Laws of Backpacking to Baruch's Rule for Determining Old Age

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Barber's Laws of Backpacking : If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.
Barrett's Laws of Driving : You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough.
Barrett's Laws of Driving : Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed.
Barrett's Laws of Driving : The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are.
Barrett's Laws of Driving : This lane ends in 500 feet.
Barr's Comment on Domestic Tranquility : On a beautiful day like this it's hard to believe anyone can be unhappy -- but we'll work on it.
Barth's Distinction : There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
Bartz's Law of Hokey Horsepuckery : The more ridiculous a belief system, the higher the probability of its success.
Baruch's Rule for Determining Old Age : Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

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