Murphys Laws: Baldy's Law to Barber's Laws of Backpacking
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Baldy's Law : Some of it plus the rest of it is all of it.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you chose to hike always comes out positive.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing anyway.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The difficulty of finding any given trail marker is directly proportional to the importance of the consequences of failing to find it.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The size of each of the stones in your boot is directly proportional to the number of hours you have been on the trail.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as twilight approaches.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail.
Barber's Laws of Backpacking : When you arrive at your chosen campsite, it is full.
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