Murphys Laws: Brownian Motion Rule of Bureacracies to Bureaucratic Cop-Out #1
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Brownian Motion Rule of Bureacracies : It is impossible to distinguish, from a distance, whether the bureaucrats associated with your project are simply sitting on their hands, or frantically trying to cover their asses.
Heisenberg's Addendum to Brownian Bureaucracy : If you observe a bureaucrat closely enough to make the distinction above, he will react to your observation by covering his ass.
(Jerry) Brown's Law : Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
(Sam) Brown's Law : Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
(Tony) Brown's Law of Business Success : Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
Bruce-Briggs's Law of Traffic : At any level of traffic, any delay is intolerable.
Buchwald's Law : As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.
Bucy's Law : Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
Bunuel's Law : Overdoing things is harmful in all cases, even when it comes to efficiency.
Bureaucratic Cop-Out #1 : You should have seen it when *I* got it.
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