Murphys Laws: Czecinski's Conclusion to Deadlock's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Czecinski's Conclusion : There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking to find that you are at a conference, and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep.
Darrow's Observation : History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
Darwin's Observation : Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.
Dave's Law of Advice : Those with the best advice offer no advice.
Dave's Rule of Street Survival : Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Davidson's Maxim : Democracy is that form of government where everybody gets what the majority deserves.
Davis's Basic Law of Medicine : Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.
de la Lastra's Law : After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
de la Lastra's Corollary : After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been ommitted.
Deadlock's Law : If the law-makers make a compromise, the place where it will be felt most is the taxpayer's pocket.
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