Murphys Laws: Deadlock's Law Corollary to Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker

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Deadlock's Law Corollary : The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.
Dean's Law of the District of Columbia : Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.
First Law of Debate : Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Decaprio's Rule : Everything takes more time and money.
Deitz's Law of Ego : The fury engendered by the misspelling of a name in a column is in direct ratio to the obscurity of the mentionee.
Dennis's Principles of Management by Crisis : To get action out of management, it is necessary to create the illusion of a crisis in the hope it will be acted upon.
Dennis's Principles of Management by Crisis : Management will select actions or events and convert them to crises. It will then over-react.
Dennis's Principles of Management by Crisis : Management is incapable of recognizing a true crisis.
Dennis's Principles of Management by Crisis : The squeaky hinge gets the oil.
Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker : The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.

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