Murphys Laws: Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker to Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker : The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of non-smokers in the vicinity.
Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker : A smoker is always attracted to the non-smoking section.
Dhawan's Laws for the Non-Smoker : The life of a cigarette is directly proportional to the intensity of the protests from non-smokers.
Dieter's Law : Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
Dijkstra's Prescription for Programming Inertia : If you don't know what your program is supposed to do, you'd better not start writing it.
Diogenes's First Dictum : The more heavily a man is supposed to be taxed, the more power he has to escape being taxed.
Diogenes's Second Dictum : If a taxpayer thinks he can cheat safely, he probably will.
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics : Get elected.
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics : Get re-elected.
Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics : Don't get mad -- get even.
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