Murphys Laws: Principle of Displaced Hassle to Douglas's Law of Practical Aeronautics
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Principle of Displaced Hassle : To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.
Donohue's Law : Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
Donsen's Law : The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing; whereas the generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
Laws of Dormitory Life : The amount of trash accumulated within the space occupied is exponentially proportional to the number of living bodies that enter and leave within any given amount of time.
Laws of Dormitory Life : Since no matter can be created or destroyed (excluding nuclear and cafeteria substances), as one attempts to remove unwanted material (i.e., trash) from one's living space, the remaining material mutates so as to occupy 30 to 50 percent more than its original volume.
Laws of Dormitory Life Corollary : Dust breeds.
Laws of Dormitory Life : The odds are 6:5 that if one has late classes, one's roommate will have the EARLIEST possible classes.
Laws of Dormitory Life Corollary : One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
Laws of Dormitory Life Corollary : When one has an early class, one's roommate will invariably enter the space late at night and suddenly become hyperactive, ill, violent, or all three.
Douglas's Law of Practical Aeronautics : When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the plane will fly.
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