Murphys Laws: Gallois's Revelation to Law of Generalizations
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Gallois's Revelation : If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled, and no one dares to criticize it.
Gallois's Revelation Corollary : An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the Grand Fallacy.
Laws of Gardening : Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
Laws of Gardening : Fancy gizmos don't work.
Laws of Gardening : If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Laws of Gardening : You get the most of what you need the least.
Gardner's Rule of Society : The society which scorns excellence in plumbing because plumbing is a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy. Neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.
Gell-Mann's Dictum : Whatever isn't forbidden is required.
Gell-Mann's Dictum Corollary : If there's no reason why something shouldn't exist, then it must exist.
Law of Generalizations : All generalizations are false.
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