Murphys Laws: Gerrold's Fundamental Truth to Getty's Reminder

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Gerrold's Fundamental Truth : It's a good thing money can't buy happiness. We couldn't stand the commercials.
Gerrold's Law : A little ignorance can go a long way.
Gerrold's Law Lyall's Addendum : A little ignorance can go a long way … in the direction of maximum harm.
Gerrold's Pronouncement : The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics : An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics : An object at rest will be in the wrong place.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics : An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics : An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics : The energy required to change either one of the states will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task totally impossible.
Getty's Reminder : The meek shall inherit the earth, but NOT its mineral rights.

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