Murphys Laws: Gross's Law to Gumperson's Law Corollaries
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Gross's Law : When two people meet to decide how to spend a third person's money, fraud will result.
Grossman's Misquote : Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
Gummidge's Law : The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
Gumperson's Law : The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : After a salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you had before.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : The more a recruit knows about a given subject, the better chance he has of being assigned to something else.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : You can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire, but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Gumperson's Law Corollaries : Good parking places are always on the other side of the street.
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