Murphys Laws: Hartman's Automotive Laws to Heller's Myths of Management Corollary (Johnson)

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Hartman's Automotive Laws : Nothing minor ever happens to a car on the weekend.
Hartman's Automotive Laws : Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip.
Hartman's Automotive Laws : Nothing minor ever happens to a car.
Hart's Law : In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
Harvard Law : Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, any experimental organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Harver's Law : A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Hawkin's Theory of Progress : Progress does not consist of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right. It consists of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is more subtly wrong.
Hein's Law : Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back.
Heller's Myths of Management : The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill.
Heller's Myths of Management Corollary (Johnson) : Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within your organization.

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