Murphys Laws: Hardin's Law to Hartley's Second Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Hardin's Law : You can never do merely one thing.
Harper's Magazine's Law : You never find an article until you replace it.
Harris's Lament : All the good ones are taken.
Harris's Law : Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
Harris's Restaurant Paradox : One of the greatest unsolved riddles of restaurant eating is that the customer usually gets faster service when the retaurant is crowded than when it is half empty; it seems that the less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.
Harrison's Postulate : For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Hartig's How Is Good Old Bill? We're Divorced Law : If there is a wrong thing to say, one will.
Hartig's Sleeve in the Cup, Thumb in the Butter Law : When one is trying to be elegant and sophisticated, one won't.
Hartley's Law : You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something.
Hartley's Second Law : Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are.
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