Murphys Laws: Hull's Warning to Index of Development

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)


Hull's Warning : Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
IBM Pollyanna Principle : Machines should work. People should think.
Idea Formula : One man's brain plus one other will produce about one half as many ideas as one man would have produced alone. These two plus two more will produce half again as many ideas. These four plus four more begin to represent a creative meeting, and the ratio changes to one quarter as many.
The Ike Tautology : Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.
The Ike Tautology Corollary : Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Iles's Law : There is an easier way to do it.
Iles's Law Corollary : When looking directly at the easier way, especially for long periods, you will not see it.
Iles's Law Corollary : Neither will Iles.
Imhoff's Law : The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the REALLY big chunks always rise to the top.
Index of Development : The degree of a country's development is measured by the ratio of the price of an automobile to the cost of a haircut. The lower the ratio, the higher the degree of development.

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