Murphys Laws: Law of the Individual to Issawi's Law of the Conservation of Evil
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Law of the Individual : Nobody really cares or understands what anyone else is doing.
Laws of Institutional Food : Everything is cold except what should be.
Laws of Institutional Food : Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.
Law of Institutions : The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
Iron Law of Distribution : Them what has -- gets. Wakefield's Refutation of the Iron Law of Distribution:
Iron Law of Distribution : Them what gets -- has.
Issawi's Law of Aggression : At any given moment, a society contains a certain amount of accumulated and accruing aggressiveness. If more than 21 years elapse without this aggressiveness being directed outward, in a popular war against other countries, it turns inward, in social unrest, civil disturbances, and political disruption.
Issawi's Laws of Committo-Dynamics : Comitas comitatum, omnia comitas.
Issawi's Laws of Committo-Dynamics : The less you enjoy serving on committees, the more likely you are to be pressed to do so.
Issawi's Law of the Conservation of Evil : The total amount of evil in any system remains constant. Hence, any diminution in one direction -- for instance, a reduction in poverty or unemployment -- is accompanied by an increase in another, e.g., crime or air pollution.
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