Murphys Laws: Issawi's Observation on the Consumption of Paper to Jinny's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Issawi's Observation on the Consumption of Paper : Each system has its own way of consuming vast amounts of paper: in socialist societies by filling large forms in quadruplicate, in capitalist societies by putting up huge posters and wrapping every article in four layers of cardboard.
First Postulate of Isomurphism : Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.
Italian Proverb : She who is silent consents.
Jacquin's Postulate on Democratic Governments : No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
Jake's Law : Anything hit with a big enough hammer will fall apart.
Jaroslovsky's Law : The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.
Jay's Laws of Leadership : Changing things is central to leadership, and changing them before anyone else is creativity.
Jay's Laws of Leadership : To build something that endures, it is of the greatest important to have a long tenure in office -- to rule for many years. You can achieve a quick success in a year or two, but nearly all of the great tycoons have continued their building much longer.
Jenkinson's Law : It won't work.
Jinny's Law : There is no such thing as a short beer. (As in, "I'm going to stop off at Joe's for a short beer before on the way home.")
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