Murphys Laws: John's Axiom to Jones's Motto
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
John's Axiom : When your opponent is down, kick him.
John's Collateral Corollary : In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
Johnson's First Law : When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
Johnson's Second Law : If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
Johnson's Third Law : If you miss one issue of any magazine, it will be the issue containing the article, story, or installment you were most anxious to read.
Johnson's Third Law Corollary : All of your friends either missed it, lost it, or threw it out.
Johnson's First Law of Auto Repair : Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.
Johnson-Laird's Law : Toothache tends to start on Saturday night.
Jones's Law : The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
Jones's Motto : Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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