Murphys Laws: May's Law to McKenna's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
May's Law : The quality of the correlation is inversely proportional to the density of the control (the fewer the facts, the smoother the curves).
May's Mordant Maxim : A university is a place where men of principle outnumber men of honor.
McCarthy's Law : Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.
McClaughry's Law of Public Policy : Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.
McClaughry's Law of Zoning : Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly; where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down.
McDonald's Second Law : Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for a number and give it back to them.
McGoon's Law : The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
McGovern's Law : The longer the title, the less important the job.
McGurk's Law : Any improbable event which would create maximum confusion if it did occur, will occur.
McKenna's Law : When you are right, be logical. When you are wrong, be-fuddle.
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