Murphys Laws: McLaughlin's Law to Merkin's Maxim
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
McLaughlin's Law : The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
McLean's Maxim : There are only two problems with people. One is that they don't think. The other is that they do.
McNaughton's Rule : Any argument worth making within the bureaucracy must be capable of being expressed in a simple declarative sentence that is obviously true once stated.
Margaret Mead's Law of Human Migration : At least fifty percent of the human race doesn't want their mother-in-law within walking distance.
Melcher's Law : In a bureaucracy, every routing slip will expand until it contains the maximum number of names that can be typed in a single vertical column.
H. L. Mencken's Law : Those who can -- do.
H. L. Mencken's Law : Those who cannot -- teach.
H. L. Mencken's Law : Those who cannot teach -- administrate. (Martin's Extension)
Mencken's Metalaw : For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong.
Merkin's Maxim : When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
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