Murphys Laws: Mills's Law of Transportation Logistics Corollaries (Woods) to Munnecke's Law

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Mills's Law of Transportation Logistics Corollaries (Woods) : 1) This remains true even as you rush to catch the flight. 2) From this it follows that you are invariably rushing the wrong way.
MIST Law (Man In The Street) : The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Mobil's Maxim : Bad regulation begets worse regulation.
Moer's Truism : The trouble with most jobs is the resemblance to being in a sled dog team. No one gets a change of scenery, except the lead dog.
Money Maxim : Money isn't everything. (It isn't plentiful, for instance.)
Montagu's Maxim : The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Morley's Conclusion : No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.
Morton's Law : If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer. ("What this country needs are some stronger white rats.")
Mosher's Law : It's better to retire too soon than too late.
Munnecke's Law : If you don't say it, they can't repeat it.

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