Murphys Laws: Murchison's Law of Money to Nessen's Law

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)


Murchison's Law of Money : Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.
Nader's Law : The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.
NASA Skylab Rule : Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
NASA Truisms : Research is reading two books that have never been read in order to write a third that will never be read.
NASA Truisms : A consultant is an ordinary person a long way from home.
NASA Truisms : Statistics are a highly logical and precise method for saying a half-truth inaccurately.
Law of Nations : In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air.
Navy Law : If you can keep your head when all about you others are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation.
Evvie Nef's Law : There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.
Nessen's Law : Secret sources are more credible.

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