Murphys Laws: Newman's Law to Noble's Law of Political Imagery
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Newman's Law : Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse.
Newman's Observation : The first shall be last and the last shall be first. But if you're in the middle, you're stuck there.
Newton's Little-known Seventh Law : A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Nick the Greek's Law : All things considered, life is 9-to-5 against.
Nienberg's Law : Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Nies's Law : The effort expended by the bureaucracy in defending any error is in direct proportion to the size of the error.
Ninety-ninety Rule of Project Schedules : The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
Nixon's Rule : If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Nobel Effect : There is no proposition, no matter how foolish, for which a dozen Nobel signatures cannot be collected. Furthermore, any such petition is guaranteed page-one treatment in the New York Times.
Noble's Law of Political Imagery : All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
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