Murphys Laws: Noble's Law of Political Imagery Corollary to O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theorem)
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Noble's Law of Political Imagery Corollary : Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
No. 3 Pencil Principle : Make it sufficiently difficult for people to do something, and most people will stop doing it.
No. 3 Pencil Principle Corollary : If no one uses something, it isn't needed.
Nursing Mother Principle : Do not nurse a kid who wears braces.
Nyquist's Theory of Equilibrium : Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a male schlemiel.
Oaks's Unruly Laws for Lawmakers : Law expands in proportion to the resources available for its enforcement.
Oaks's Unruly Laws for Lawmakers : Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.
Oaks's Unruly Laws for Lawmakers : Social legislation cannot repeal physical laws.
O'Brien's First Law of Politics : The more campaigning, the better.
O'Brien's Principle (The $357.73 Theorem) : Auditors always reject any expense account with a bottom line divisible by five or ten.
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