Murphys Laws: Olum's Observation to Ozian Option
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Olum's Observation : If God had intended us to go around naked, He would have made us that way.
Oppenheimer's Observation : The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.
Optimum Optimorum Principle : There comes a time when one must stop suggesting and evaluating new solutions, and get on with the job of analyzing and finally implementing one pretty good solution.
Ordering Principle : Those supplies necessary for yesterday's experiment must be ordered no later than tomorrow noon.
Orion's Law : Everything breaks down.
Orwell's Law of Bridge : All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.
Osborn's Law : Variables won't; constants aren't.
Otten's Law of Testimony : When a person says that, in the interest of saving time, he will summarize his prepared statement, he will talk only three times as long as if he had read the statement in the first place.
Otten's Law of Typesetting : Typesetters always correct intentional errors, but fail to correct unintentional ones.
Ozian Option : I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.
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