Murphys Laws: Panic Instruction to Parker's Third Rule of Tech Support
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Panic Instruction : When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Paperboy's rule of Weather : No matter how clear the skies are, a thunderstorm will move in 5 minutes after the papers are delivered.
Paradox of Selective Equality : All things being equal, all things are never equal.
Pardo's Postulates : Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Pardo's Postulates : The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman.
Pardo's Postulates : Don't care if you're rich or not, as long as you live comfortably and can have everything you want.
Pareto's Law (The 20/80 Law) : 20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.
Parker's Rule of Parliamentary Procedure : A motion to adjourn is always in order.
Parker's Law of Political Statements : The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility, and vice versa.
Parker's Third Rule of Tech Support : If you can't navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn't need a computer anyway.
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